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03-25-2009
06:23 PM
UR2L8
Shut up
03-25-2009
09:50 PM
gimmedaboost
what??
03-25-2009
11:52 PM
UR2L8
hee,hee,hee
03-25-2009
11:53 PM
UR2L8
I'm old...I say all sorts of random things...
03-26-2009
07:09 AM
gimmedaboost
UR2L8 says the darndest things..
03-27-2009
01:21 AM
UR2L8
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mum , Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brother Willy is waiting for us."
03-27-2009
06:59 AM
gimmedaboost
Hahahahahahaha....... good one
03-28-2009
05:25 PM
UR2L8
To My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please do not be upset - I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table.
My Dear Husband:
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
03-28-2009
09:06 PM
gimmedaboost
Where do you get these things?
03-28-2009
11:07 PM
UR2L8
I write them in my spare time
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